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POSLEDNÍ VĚTY PŘED SMRTÍ

Bacha ostnatý drát.

To kašlání to nic není, mám jen nějakou chřipku.

Tu helmu nepotřebuju mami, jedu jenom kousek.

Asi jsem zformátoval harddisk, šéfe.

Hele tenhle zapalovač vypadá jako kolt....

Vážně jsou ty náboje slepý?

Co to asi znamená "SELF DESTRUCTION YES OR NO"?

Tady žádný bažiny nejsou.

Uklidni se. To je jen turbulence. Za chvíli to přestane.

Není tady na tom CzechTeku nějak moc policajtů?

Ještě jedno pivo a jedu.

Jééé, čum! Malý tygrátko...

Neboj, pojistky jsem vypínal.

Parašutista: "Zasraní moli!"

Hele, vožralej policajt.

Z leva taky dobrý...

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